stardustguitar:

labocat:

iamthecutestofborg:

deantops:

jakeykitty:

tumblrsloth:

What the fucking shit is happening

i cant stop laughing omg

BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN

AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE

Tommy Lee Jones has been starring in a series of commercials for Boss Coffee for years now and they are MASTERPIECES OF CINEMA. The plot is that he’s an alien investigating life on earth, and each commercial is a problem or situation.
THEY ARE FANTASTIC PLEASE WATCH THEM AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES
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My God,this is glorious.

stardustguitar:

labocat:

iamthecutestofborg:

deantops:

jakeykitty:

tumblrsloth:

What the fucking shit is happening

i cant stop laughing omg

BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN

AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SUPERPOWERS

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE

Tommy Lee Jones has been starring in a series of commercials for Boss Coffee for years now and they are MASTERPIECES OF CINEMA. The plot is that he’s an alien investigating life on earth, and each commercial is a problem or situation.

THEY ARE FANTASTIC PLEASE WATCH THEM AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES

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My God,this is glorious.

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cecilfhtagn:

"tumblr is great except for…"

the neo-nazis? the violent misogynists? the white supremacists? the glorification of mass murderers? the blogs committed to telling marginalized people to commit suicide? the pedophiles?

"…the sjws."

ah, yes, clearly it’s the marginalized people trying to get rights. they are the problem here. because they’re occasionally overzealous. or something.

social justice warriors often tell people to kill themselves or die/harm themselves in violent ways.  they also glorify the extermination of cis/hetero/men because of their privilege. how are they any better?

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titytwochainz:

ame0toko:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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maybe im wrong but im pretty sure mascots existed before yall started suckin dick in rabbit suits

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aceattorneysforsocialjustice:

i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

brett-caton:

talking-fedora:

My mom shared this on Facebook and I just want to point out that it goes both ways with this. Men don’t owe women anything either. That is a bit harder for some women to swallow.

I’ve heard claims men have been sued over this?
In the US: https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080430130924AAaChjl
"alienation of affection"

justagirl answered 6 years ago
"Yes, it’s called alienation of affection. I sued over it in my divorce.

People are very misinformed. You need to know that when you sign a marriage contract, there is a legal precedent that you will have a sexual relationship. It’s one of the reasons why the marriage license asks if you have syphilis but not other STDs - because having syphilis makes a man impotent, and a woman can sue a man for not revealing that he was unable to have sex.

And we’re not talking about turning down sex on occasion. We’re talking about a sustained absense of it over an extended period of time.

Casey — do yourself a favor and contact a family law attorney in your town who can give you the facts. “

http://hr.umich.edu/stopabuse/resources/definitions.html

"withholding sex and affection"

Hmm. so if men do it, it’s abuse? If women do it, it’s empowerment.


also, http://verbalabusejournals.com/about-abuse/what-is-verbal-abuse/types-verbal-abuse/deprivation-withholding/

Verbal Abuse Journals

Verbal Abuse Is Domestic Abuse That Leads to Physical Violence

Sexual violenceExamples of sexual violence include:…withholding sex and affection; always demanding sex

So by their reasoning, if  a man says no, he will, sooner or later, bash you.
If a man asks you for sex, he will bash you. Neat!

If a woman says no, she’s a healthy independent woman who don’ need no man.

Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex


I’ve never heard of it going the other way of course.

Wait, it gets worse:

http://family-law.lawyers.com/divorce/grounds-for-divorce-impotence.html
"The fault grounds or reasons for divorce vary from state to state, but in many states where fault grounds divorces are still recognized, impotence is grounds for divorce”

So say the wife says “i want sex” but he can’t get it up? No problem! He just gives her the house, the car, and the kids. Then he checks into the nearest cemetery, and she moves onto the next sucker!




Honestly I have no fucking idea why these women can say “Women don’t owe their husbands sex!” and then turn around and divorce a man for not fucking them or call the husband withholding sex (SOMETHING WOMEN DO ALL THE FUCKING TIME) “abuse.” FUCKING STOP BEING HYPOCRITES.

I haven’t heard of this before, but its a highly interesting point!

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

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Is Misandry Real Yet?

real-justice-waluigi:

ismisandryrealyet:

no

Oh ho ho ho.

It’s about time I did another one of these.  

First, let’s look at the definition of misandry: dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against men.  That’s literally all it is.  

So, next, I’d like to take a minute to look at examples, both online in the real world, of people acting in ways that promote misandry on a personal level.

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Now that that’s out of the way, let’s look at some examples of SYSTEMATIC misandry (that’s right, I said systematic.)

  • The April 4th “Dear Colleague” letter issued by the OCR to all colleges that receive federal funding, reduces the standard of proof required to convict a male student of rape all the way down to “preponderance of evidence” (anything above 50%) and “strongly discourages” male students being given the right to question their accuser. The directive also requires all universities to allow alleged victims of rape to appeal the results of college disciplinary hearings, subjecting the accused to “double jeopardy” (which isn’t allowed in US courts).
  • U.S. Military, Washington State and the District of Columbia put the burden on the accused to show consent.
  • Federal Rule of Evidence 413 allows rape defendants’ prior sexual assault misconduct to be admitted as evidence in federal rape trials. This infringes on defendants’ constitutional equal protection and due process rights. Rule 413 departs from long-standing legal tradition prohibiting admissions of a defendants’ uncharged misconduct evidence to prove criminal propensities. This makes it so men who are accused of rape, are afforded less protections than any other crime.
  • Rape Shield Law – prevents the alleged victim of a sexual assault from having her past sexual behavior an issue in court. Cathy Young, writing for reason magazine, highlights the problems of such a law.
  • US Air force study confirms 60% of rapes to be false, a full 27% of the allegations were confirmed to be false because the woman admitted to making them up.
  • Boys are twice as likely to be diagnosed with “ADHD” as girls.

    Boys represent 70% of the D and F students.

    11th-grade boys now write at the same level as 8th-grade girls.

    Boys commit suicide at 4 times the rate girls do.

    Today, women outnumber men on 57% of campuses and enjoy a 3:2 ratio overall. By 2020, men’s enrollment is projected as low as 41.4%, down from 57.7% in 1970.

    Boys are five times more likely to end up in Juvenile detention.

    Boys are far more likely to be victims of a violent crime.

  • Average sentences for same crime under similar circumstances (robbed someone with a gun, knife, etc):

Female – 18.51 months
Male – 51.52 months

  • In North Carolina (and probably other states), it turns out that assaulting a female is a class A1 misdemeanor only if the attacker is “a male person at least 18 years of age”; every other type of assault when it comes to gender, is generally a class 2 misdemeanor. This can translate into a substantial difference in sentencing.
  • Death Penalty almost exclusively targets men
  • Actual execution of female offenders is rare, with only 571 documented instances as of 12/31/2011, beginning with the first in 1632. These executions constitute about 2.9% of the total of confirmed executions in the US since 1608. Only twelve female offenders have been executed since 1976.
  • Of the abused men who called domestic violence hotlines, 64% were told that they “only helped women.” In 32% of the cases, the abused men were referred to batterers’ programs. Another 25% were given a phone number to call that turned out to be a batterers’ program. A little over a quarter of them were given a reference to a local program that helped.
  • Thanks to the Violence Against Women Act, states are encouraged to enact “mandatory arrest” policies when it comes to domestic violence. This means that when someone calls the police alleging partner abuse, an arrest has to be made, even if the allegation looks to be false. Mandatory arrest policies completely ignore a Constitutional right known as “Probable Cause.”
  • According to a study by George and Yarwood (2004), police have threatened 47% of male victims of intimate partner violence with arrest. George and Yarwood also found that the police ignored 35% of male victims and 21% were actually arrested instead of the female perpetrators
  • According to a study by George and Yarwood (2004), police have threatened 47% of male victims of intimate partner violence with arrest. George and Yarwood also found that the police ignored 35% of male victims and 21% were actually arrested instead of the female perpetrators
  • Paternity fraud is rampant in the US.  In as many as 30% of cases, fathers are being forced to pay child support for children who are not theirs.
  • In at least 3 states (California, Kansas and Tennessee), courts force boys to pay child support to their statutory rapists. In at least two other states, state officials attempt to get boy statutory rape victims to pay child support to their rapists. 
  • 50% – the number of restraining orders that are given without so much as an allegation of physical abuse
  • 70% – the estimated number of restraining orders that are false based on several studies by state.
  • In sports where the gender compete, girls are awarded far more scholarships than boys are: 20,206 vs 32,656. Because of this, in every ‘gender symmetric’ sport (the one exception being gymnastics), boys face much more difficult odds of being able to earn a scholarship than girls do.
  • The DOJ will only investigate bullying cases if the victim is considered protected under the 1964 Civil Rights legislation. In other words, white males are the only group to be excluded from having their case investigated by the DOJ. 
  • “In 2011-12, an estimated 4.0% of state and federal prison inmates and 3.2% of jail inmates reported experiencing one or more incidents of sexual victimization by another inmate or facility staff in the past 12 months or since admission to the facility, if less than 12 months.”
  • 62% of the homeless in the US are male.
  • women earned some 60% of associate’s degrees and more than 57% of bachelors’ degrees conferred in the U.S. between 1999 and 2010. Women’s shares of master’s and doctoral degrees rose from 58% to 60% percent and 45% to 52%, respectively, during the same decade.

No one is saying that men are more oppressed than women.  It’s not a competition. All anyone is saying is that men face unique issues, as well, and ignoring them in favor of women’s problems isn’t fair.  Genders aren’t going to be equal until you recognize that you are erasing male problems in order to keep some idea of an imaginary patriarchy afloat just to push your own skewed agenda.

aceattorneysforsocialjustice:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

I decided to make a comic just like all those ultra cool ones i see on tumblr nowadays!!

Actually, your strawman is an accurate portrayal of this site, and radicals in general.

See, the comics wouldn’t be made if your side didn’t do things like…

defending the rape of an 8 year old because it was a boy

…or saying that a cartel leader and a mass murderer are feminist icons who deserve our respect, rather than monsters

or taking actions that lead to the death of someone’s beloved pet

or driving countless people off the site through doxxing, harrassment, death threats, rape threats, and general douchebaggery

or said that a dictator who kills gays, has state sanctioned rape against 11 year olds, and has had allegations of wanting to commit genocide is a hero because whites can’t own land

or doxxing someone and giving their personal information to the person who raped them

…or telling several people to commit suicide, or sending death threats

or painting members of a fandom as pedophiles because of a fake story

…or scamming people out of thousands of dollars and not delivering on promises, such as femfreq

…or calling rape victims rape apologists because they acknowledge the fact that there is no rape culture in the ISO

or passing around fake stories for no reason

…or getting pissy about Father’s Day because it respects fathers, or turning into posts about women, as shown by the hastag #endfathersday on Twitter

…or speak against transmen because they are ‘gender traitors’

…or the #killallmen and #diecisscum hastags

or throw gay men under the bus if they’re white or men

…or hating people simply because they like a show

or telling people that men are poison with several metaphors

…or dedicating blogs to men sitting comfortably on public transportation as to not squish their testicles (and claiming it’s oppression)

...or attacking a man who was raped because he should have enjoyed it.

…or mocking men who want to break down established gender roles with ‘male tears’ mugs, or by silencing them entirely through terrorist threats, or civil disturbances

or praising a man who said we should slaughter anyone slightly disrespectful

…or equating dresscodes to slavery

…or attack allies who are actually trying to help you

…or taking the shooting of four men and two women, which was motivated by misanthropy and mental illness, just about women and turning it into individual women’s pet issues such as nicknames, dresscodes, and portrayal in media

So when your side does that and people either defend them or ignore them, then people will have a tendency to generalize that the most vocal advocates of your community are like that. Yeah, it might be unfair to expect you to remain civil and not threaten people or tell people to kill themselves because they were born a certain way, but that’s life. People today might belong to the same group of oppressors that you’re fighting, but they can’t help that any more than you can help being you. You need people to help you, whether you like it or not. And being hateful is just going to drive people away.

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arachnidtea:

fuzzleyan:

kuragehime movie

KURAGEHIME MOVIE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Tags: cat

dizzymaiden:

Strawberry Creme Truffles with only 5 ingredients:

For the filling:
For the chocolate:

have fun!

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Tags: food recipe

dazy:

[ハウツー] 炊飯器でつくる「豆腐チーズケーキ」が混ぜるだけで超簡単! | ライフ | マイナビニュース
炊飯器でつくる豆腐チーズケーキ
材料(3合炊き1台分)
クリームチーズ 200g
絹ごし豆腐 100g
卵 2個
砂糖 大さじ5
小麦粉 大さじ4
レモン汁 大さじ2
バニラエッセンス(なければ省いて可) 3~4滴

つくり方クリームチーズは電子レンジ(600w)で20秒加熱し、やわらかくする。
ボウルに1と絹ごし豆腐、卵、砂糖、小麦粉、レモン汁、バニラエッセンスを入れ、泡立て器でなめらかになるまでよく混ぜる。
2を炊飯釜に流し込み、底をたたいて空気を抜いたら炊飯器にセットし、炊飯スイッチを押す。炊飯が終わったら竹串などを刺して、抜いたときに生地がついてこなければ焼き上がり。生焼けの場合はもう一度炊飯ボタンを押す。
粗熱がとれて少し生地がかたくなったら、炊飯釜から取り出す。

dazy:

[ハウツー] 炊飯器でつくる「豆腐チーズケーキ」が混ぜるだけで超簡単! | ライフ | マイナビニュース

炊飯器でつくる豆腐チーズケーキ

材料(3合炊き1台分)
  • クリームチーズ 200g
  • 絹ごし豆腐 100g
  • 卵 2個
  • 砂糖 大さじ5
  • 小麦粉 大さじ4
  • レモン汁 大さじ2
  • バニラエッセンス(なければ省いて可) 3~4滴
つくり方
  1. クリームチーズは電子レンジ(600w)で20秒加熱し、やわらかくする。
  2. ボウルに1と絹ごし豆腐、卵、砂糖、小麦粉、レモン汁、バニラエッセンスを入れ、泡立て器でなめらかになるまでよく混ぜる。
  3. 2を炊飯釜に流し込み、底をたたいて空気を抜いたら炊飯器にセットし、炊飯スイッチを押す。炊飯が終わったら竹串などを刺して、抜いたときに生地がついてこなければ焼き上がり。生焼けの場合はもう一度炊飯ボタンを押す。
  4. 粗熱がとれて少し生地がかたくなったら、炊飯釜から取り出す。

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