Blast it… THIS… I’m fiddling with… that TUMBLED WEBSITE AGAIN. I was trying to put a picture on my page here and it keeps taking me to this… this place with these little…. green monstrous looking things everytime I try.
Oh good heavens, this is absolutely frustrating. Now it’s saying someone is following me. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IS THAT GOOD? …. WHAT? …. FOLLOW THEM BACK? H…HOW DO I DO THAT FROM HERE? I CAN FOLLOW PEOPLE? ISN’T THAT STALKING? THAT’S ILLEGAL HERE I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
Oh, I just got a message. … It’s from a fellow named “Anonymous” ….
HE…. NO, “ANONYMOUS” I WILL NOT SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF MY … M-MY GENITALS. HOW ABSURD. ALFRED. … ALFRED HOW DO I SEND— WHERE IS THE… ALFRED ALL MY LETTERS ARE CAPITALIZED HOW DO I STOP IT FROM DOING THAT. ALFRED. ALFRED COME HERE.”